Necronomicon Cotton Shorts

Comfy and soft, these organic cotton shorts are perfect for reading eldritch horrors from the comfort of your couch. Two pockets and a drawstring waist to keep your shorts on even when uncovering cosmic truths too terrifying for most mammals to comprehend. Sustainably made with print-on-demand, zero-waste technology. Made from natural materials, using renewable energy, and printed on-demand in the seconds after ordering. Only producing what people need when they need it; no overstock, excess ...