Ranch Style T-Shirt

Ingredients: Big ol’ bowl of dried pinto beans A buncha chilis, don’t skimp Eyeball some garlic, onion, and ‘maters Little bit of that ‘mater juice and vinegar Ranch spices. Don’t know ‘em, you don’t need this recipe Beef broth like grandma used to make Ya take all that, throw it out the window, and make a real “Western” hat instead. Perfecto.