Fast Horse Hat

In the dusty ol’ Western town of Frontiersville, folks live by a simple code. It's a place where sharp tongues clash and tempers flare like wildfire. You can be as wild as a bucking bronco, as grumpy as a rattlesnake, or as mean as a cactus in a drought, but you live by the unspoken rule. Cause in Frontiersville, words cut deeper than a cowboy's spurs. Here it's words not lead that flies like bullets. You stare down double entendres not double barrels. So while you might have the freedom to speak your mind in Frontiersville, ya better make damn sure that horse's fast.