Shop & Slay: A Personal Shopping Experience for the Dude Soup

Introducing Shop & Slay , a new service designed to help you navigate the dude soup. For just $69.69 we will accompany you to your local gear shop to not only wade through the bullshit but provide comedic relief to the typical interactions that normally encourage heavy day drinking and screaming into pillows. For those of you who don’t live in the Reno/Tahoe area, we offer a virtual consultation that’s $4.20 per six-minute block (because we’re preparing to lawyer up for this shit so might as well be on the same time blocks also math makes that $42 an hour aka SCREAMING DEAL).