Tactical Ted Patch with Hook Backing FREE U.S Shipping

Check out our newest gnome Patch Tactical Ted – Garden Ops Division Codename: G.N.O.M.E. (Ground-level Negotiator, Operations & Mission Expert) Tactical Ted isn’t here to prune petunias—he’s here to secure the perimeter and outwit squirrels. As the elite field operative of the Adventure Gnome unit, Ted specializes in woodland reconnaissance, marshmallow defense strategy, and morale-boosting gnome-grade humor. Fully outfitted with mission-critical gear (including a suspiciously powerful he...